Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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