Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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