my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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