He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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