Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
