She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Are we in a gay sports bar?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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