I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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