we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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