hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
