Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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