I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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