I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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