I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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