We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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