he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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