my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
