Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sorry about my life...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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