Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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