Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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