Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I feel like death gave me a hand job
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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