Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I smell like Dick and happiness
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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