If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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