I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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