i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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