Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I need you to use more vowels.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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