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yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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