Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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