Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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