There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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