Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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