He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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