he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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