the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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