i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
PANTIES FOUND
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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