Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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