they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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