please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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