And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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