her vagine was all disorganized.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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