Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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