I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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