Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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