When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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