didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
