the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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