Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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