I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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