so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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