It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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