you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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