At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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