lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
