the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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